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Grimalkin Amorphotron

In a dark corner of the Uniplex there’s lies a region where disparate forces fold into and quarrel with one another; A place where energies blend into a deformity of unknown quantity...

Gigantic and Half Acre Present A Ginormous and Big Hugs Saga:  GRIMALKIN AMORPHOTRON

A melded, single skinned war creature, half Mecha, half Kaiju, that lives to walk the dark lands. We offer you its liquid rite:

Some parts imperial stout, some features Double IPA.
A black beer north of the 10% ABV equatorial dividing line.
Munich, Pale and Roasted Malts mix with Naked Oats to embolden its torso.
Crystal, Mosaic and Simcoe hops empower its limbs.
A warrior’s brewhouse schedule paves the way for a time honored cellar regime.
A secondary layer of dry hops combs its coat to realize its exterior sheen.

Its yours now. Tame its wild nature and live within its power.

Half Acre // Gigantic

DETAILS

  • release date: 4/1/16
  • 10.5% ABV
  • 22oz bomber: $10.99
  • 64oz growler refill: $22
  • 32oz howler refill: $12 
  • 16oz pour: $8

Powder Blue

We've been brewing beers with Short's since 2010, when we discovered at a conference that we both hold a deep respect for the boognish. Powder Blue is a new one, an IPA featuring Mosaic, El Dorado and 130 gallons of pureed blueberry, drink it and set the course.

The following are some excerpts from Ween's tour diaries. Nothing overtly special, just an investment in the oddity of everyday.  

 

2003-07-25 Pittsburgh, PA – Club Laga - arrived the night before, back in old pittsburgh. aaron swears that i promised we'd never play pittsburgh again but i recall saying we'd never play club metropol again. either way, this club was better for sure, nice folks and a sold out show. experienced the backlash from our all request concert a few nights before, people were calling out for "where'd the cheese go" most of the night. i thought we played a little sloppy, but it was actually a pretty eventful show for opening night. topless girls all over the stage during lmlyp to close the show, a few fights, and some dude literally broke thru a wall to get into our dressing room before getting tossed from the club and pummeled by bouncers. ironically enough, me and glenn and this same guy (the wallbreaker) went down the street for hot dogs and french fries like 15 minutes after this incident. ween is all about pleasing the kids, everyone knows that.

2002-04-23 Lexington, KY - Kentucky Theatre - This was our first time in Lexington and I was impressed by how clean the city was---also, there wasn't a soul on the street after dark. Mick Preston and I generally will walk or drive as far as we have to go to find a Waffle House when we're on tour, but we ended up settling for a Huddle House instead, which to my surprise was every bit as delicious--even though it's an obvious rip-off of the real thing, right down to the pecan waffles and scattered and smothered hash browns and shit. This was a really cool old theater, and directly adjacent to the concert was the Miss Gay Kentucky drag queen paegant. I don't remember much about this show, except I thought we played pretty solid and we hit some bar afterwards and then some house party, and then a second trip to the Huddle House.

2003-10-08 Missoula, MT – MT University Theater - i don't remember much about this one either except that it was a good gig. some kids printed up counterfeit tickets and it caused a bit of a stir. i thought it was pretty punk rock and was honored in a way. we have been hearing about this town for awhile and finally made it there. unfortunately i didn't get to see any of it except for the hotel bar where i watched the yankees with some homeless guy who had a plate in his head.

DETAILS

  • release date: 3/18 
  • 7.6% ABV
  • 22oz bottle: $9.99
  • 32 oz howler refill: $11
  • 64oz growler refill: $20
  • 16oz pour: $7

SHRUB TUNDRA

We've been working with Dark Matter Coffee for a long time. Our minds aligned early over interests in excellent beverages, creativity and the curation of culture.

Shrub Tundra Coffee Brown Ale descended naturally from the fun we have making Big Hugs. It's a smaller, smashable beer -- cherry and chocolate on the nose, roasted and sweet with a bitter finale.

Coffee beers have power, come by and tune in.

 

THE COFFEE: 

  • Producer Name: Mario Jose Vilchez Urbina
  • Location: Mozonte, Nueva Segovia, Nicaragua
  • Cultivar: Primarily red catuai

RELEASE DETAILS:

  • release date: 3/2/16
  • 22oz bomber: $8.99
  • 32oz howler refill: $10
  • 64oz growler refill: $18
  • 16oz pour: $7

 

DRINK ILLINOIS

This month, we started distributing our beer in all corners of Illinois, south, north, central - you got it. To celebrate, we're sending ourselves all over to spend the evening at bars across the state. See where we'll be near you and if it moves you, come see us. 

February 17th

Alton: Elijah P's  
Half Acre Happy Hour, 4-6pm 

Edwardsville: Chop House 
Half Acre Happy Hour, 4-6pm

Edwardsville: Global Brew
Featuring Pony Pilsner, Double Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, and Lead Feather Black Ale. 6pm

O'Fallon: Global Brew
Featuring Daisy Cutter, Pony Pilsner, Shrub Tundra Coffee Brown Ale, Big Hugs Imperial Coffee Stout, and cans of Lead Feather Black Ale and Gone Away IPA. There will also be Deep Dish Pizza from Pi in St. Louis. 6pm

February 18th

Carbondale: The Hangar 9 
Half Acre Tap Takeover, 6pm

Carbondale: The Pinch Penny Pub 
Half Acre Happy Hour, 4-6pm

February 23rd

Rockford: Olympic Tavern 
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA + Big Hugs Imperial Coffee Stout, Baumé Rye Stout, Tuna Extra Pale Ale, and Double Daisy Cutter Pale Ale. 6pm

Bloomington: Fat Jack's
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Shrub Tundra Coffee Brown Ale. 6pm

Springfield: Craft Beer Bar
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Baumé Rye Stout. 6pm

Decatur: The Draft
Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Chocolate Camaro Chocolate Milk Stout 6pm

February 24th

Rock Island: Radicle Effects Brewerks 
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Big Hugs Imperial Coffee Stout. 6pm

Rockford: Kryptonite 
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Double Daisy Cutter Pale Ale. 6pm

Normal: Medici
Featuring Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA, Tuna Extra Pale Ale, Chocolate Camaro Chocolate Milk Stout, Double Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Baumé Rye Stout. 6pm

Peoria: Fox Pub 
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Double Daisy Cutter Pale Ale. 6pm

February 25th

Moline: O'Keefes
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Baumé Rye Stout. 6pm

Utica: Duffy's
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Shrub Tundra Coffee Brown Ale. 

Morris: Honest Abe's
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Tuna Extra Pale Ale. 6pm

Bradley: Hoppy Pig
Featuring Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Pony Pilsner, Lead Feather Black Ale, Gone Away IPA and Tuna Extra Pale Ale. 6pm

March 9th

Champaign: Watson's Shack and Rail
Beer Dinner + beer pairing

March 10th

Urbana: Crane Alley 
Featuring Gone Away IPA, Pony Pilsner, Daisy Cutter Pale Ale, Lead Feather Black Ale, Big Hugs Imperial Coffee Stout, Chocolate Camaro Chocolate Milk Stout, Double Daisy Cutter Pale Ale. 6pm

Champaign: Blind Pig 
Featuring Daisy Cutter, Gone Away IPA, Lead Feather Black Ale, Baumé Rye Stout, Double Daisy Cutter Pale Ale. 6pm

 

DOUBLE DAISY CUTTER

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Time to punch the clock on Double Daisy Cutter.  

Brewed on our Braukon brewhouse, this batch of Double Daisy was about the 700th turn at our new brewery. Lee made the wort, most of the crew teased it through the cellar and the packaging guys are pushing it into bottles as I type.

We pride ourselves on consistency, and our new lab gives us better tools to call bullshit on ourselves, but coaxing plants through a process always yields adventure.  A sample yanked from the bright tank pre intravenous CO2 showed big flavor, some sharp tones, tropical flash in flavor and nose and an ample density that gives this beer the weight we’ve come to enjoy.  

We release this beer on Friday, February 12th.  If you’re around, swing by our shop on Lincoln and drag home this fresh kill to your cave.  

DETAILS

  • Release Date: 2/12/16
  • 22oz bomber: $9.99 (limit 6 per person) 
  • 64oz growler refill: $20 (limit 64oz per person)
  • 32oz howler refill: $11 (limit 64oz per person)
  • 16oz pour: $7

BAUME´ RYE STOUT

This year Baumé becomes Antoine’s Baumé.  We continue to dedicate this beer to the 18th century french chemist.  If you are a direct descendent of Antoine Baumé, please contact us.  

High levels of chocolate, roast and rye drag you above the din of winter. A serving of Centennial and Falconer's Flight late in the boil push you deeper into an already swelling profile. Come have one and remember all the good fortune science has bestowed on man.

DETAILS

  • release date: 02/05/16
  • 22oz bomber: $8.99
  • 64oz growler refill: $18
  • 32oz howler refill: $10
  • 16oz pour: $7

 

THE 16TH HUNT. - SOLVED!

It's the Hunt and it's January, which means everyone is eligible to play again. Whoever solves this riddle and finds the hidden token first will win a 5 gallon keg + party cups on us. The keg will vary based on availability. It's cold, get some friends over and warm up. 

Built long ago to cure by breeze, 
between lost birds and the freeze,
A red element painted on white,
summer theater, tonight! 

 

EDIT - 01/25 

Sonny solved this first Hunt of the New Year. He looked into the history of the old building on Lakeshore and Fullerton and it fit so he went out. After searching around in the cold with no luck, he turned around and went home to warm up. Then, he went back! About to give up a second time, he turned his flashlight out onto the water and noticed a large white rock. Sure enough, the word 'element' was spray painted in red and the token was hidden beneath it. Nice job, Sonny. Your spirit earned it. 

The next round is going to be a bit different, stay tuned. 

 

RULES

  • you must be 21 years or older to play

  • we will not require you to demolish, ruin, explode, damage, or trespass on anything

  • if it seems as though your clue is urging you to enter a business, we've already alerted that business as to what is going on and they're on board

  • the token can fit in the palm of your hand

  • you may only solve the Hunt and get the prize once per calendar year (excluding exceptions made by us)




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